As sung by Spike Jones and his City Slickers:

I need not search for precious gold
of wealth I have my share
for with my eyes I scan the skies
and find my fortune there
a host of priceless dreams unfold
in songs that bluebirds sing
the earth the sea belong to me
I'm richer than a king
to add the things that money cannot buy
an echo brings this very soft reply:

Yes we have no bananas
we have no bananas today
we've string beans and onions
canabanyas and scallions
and all kinds of fruits and say
we have an old fashioned tomatoe
long island patatoe
But yes we have no bananas
we have no bananas today

yes we known ya gotta de bananos
we known ya gotta de banano today
but waita mi-nute
we gotta new kind with the garleek
and whena you use thisa garleeka
they makea you stand apart froma yo friends
we gotta 64 thousand at one in the morning
we don't sell any
but the guy we buy um from
mama-mia does he sell a one and them only
but yes we known ya gotta de bananos
hey why yoon
we known ya gotta de bananos today

yes we 'ave no bananas
what's that? an 'ave a banana
now what good is banana split? ahahahah
we have a muttons and buttons
and kippers with zippers
and pounds of de-valuated pounds
banana S T I N K
they ain't no stinking bananas
precisely they ain't no stinking bananas
yes we 'ave no bananas
hip hip cherio and all the treacher ahahahah

yes, we ain't got bananas
we ain't got bananas today
we got pickles and crocks
we got bagels and locks
a bagel that is done and dipped in cement
we got delicious commishes and kosher champaign
the kosher champaign is two cents claim
pastrami salami mussels and jam
you should pardon the expression we even got ham
but yes, we ain't got bananas
we ain't got bananas today